One there were three people who took a trip to the woods, their names were Edward, Jefferson and Snorley. When they got to the woods they were looking for a cabin that they were renting for their big trip to the woods. “Where is the cabin, we need to find this cabin we rented before we can look at trees and woods” they said and they looked for the cabin. Once they found the cabin they put their things down and looked all around the cabin. All the rooms looked nice except one room that was locked and they knew it went into the basement. “I don’t like the look of that one” the people said and they went away from the door towards the trees outside. Once they were outside they enjoyed their day and once it was night went back in the cabin. “Lets turn on the lights” they said and they did. Once the lights were on they noticed that the door to the basement was open. “What” they said and they looked down the basement but there was nothing in there. “Oh, it must have been jammed before but not now” they said and they went to bed, but when one of them got to their rooms they saw a person-sized wooden statue of a person standing on their suitcase. “Woah, that’s crazy” they said and put the statue out of their room and went to bed. The next morning when they all got up and met up in the cabin the one who found the statue said “wait there was a statue I put out here made of mahogany” “that’s crazy” the others said nervously and they looked around for the statue but did not find it but they saw that the basement was locked again. “We have to get out of here before something else happens” they said and started to run out of the house forgetting their things in fear. On the way out the mahogany man stopped them and said “leave this place or youll be cursed”. “Ahh” they all screamed and ran out and left the house behind and ran to their normal houses. Dont go to any weird cabins in a forest unless you want to meet a mahogany man!
Once there was a man who went to sleep. Once he woke up, he realized he was in a different place, in that place there was a man poking him with a stick and saying “wake up, your in the arena and its time to fight”. “What, im not an arena person, I work in an office” the man said back “too bad, its time” and the guy picked him up and threw him into the big arena. Once he was in the arena he smelt blood and guts all over and saw them too, and people were cheering and screaming for more blood and guts. “This is insane” the man said “what kind of place is this I was just trying to sleep and now im in a crazy place like this” he said. Suddenly the arena doors opened and a huge fighter with 2 weapons in each hand came out. “I can’t beat this guy” the guy thought and he tried hiding under the blood and guts he saw before. The fighter walked around looking for him and the audience was trying to spot him too and were getting furious from no blood and guts. “Find and kill that guy” they all said angrily. “Im trying” the fighter said looking around corners and behind doors before giving up. “This sucks I cant find that guy hes too good at hiding” the fighter said “I quit” the fighter said. But suddenly he realized he couldnt quit because the audience all got up and they all turned into killer demons. “You cant give up we need the blood and guts and if you cant get his then well get yours” they screamed maniacally and all jumped on the fighter and sucked out all his blood and guts. “Ahh” the fighter screamed as he lost his blood and guts and died. “I need to get out of here before they find me” the man hiding under blood and guts said “but how”. Just then he noticed that next to him there was a hidden door behind a bookcase. “Thats it, that must be my last chance” and he jumped up from the blood and guts and ran towards the door as the demon audience chased after him. “We found you now and we can smell you too so you cant hide this time” they screamed as they chased him. The man then opened the bookcase and closed it behind him, but the demons opened it easily, so he had to run away. He kept running until he reached the end of a long hallway and turned around. “We have you now” the demons yelled at the top of their lungs and all pointed their spears at him. “No please let me go” the man cried “No” the demons said and they poked him and made blood come out of him. “Ow” the man said and he suddenly woke up from his dream. “Wow” he said after waking up “That was one nightmare ill never forget”, but when he looked down he noticed that there was blood coming out where the demon audience stabbed him. “Wait a second, was that dream really a dream? Or did it really happen?”. If your dreaming one night be careful because you never know if a dream might be a dream or if it was a real dream.
One time there was a truck driver who was delivering a large load of cargo to somewhere. It was a rainy night and he thought that he had a rough week of working so hard moving cargo from north to south and east to west. “Man, this was a tough and rough week” he said and sighed. “But after this final cargo load I can finally go on a month long vacation”. He looked at his rear view mirror where he had a picture of his wife and children on the mirror. “My kids and wife are gonna love going to Westburgy this next month, itll be so good, I just have to deliver this cargo and then I can go on a long vacation.” He saw a road sign and it said “Next place to deliver cargo is right turn”. “Oh nice” he thought, “Im almost there, just one more turn and down the road”. So he made the turn and kept driving. A couple miles down the road later he thought “wow this road is way too long, I just want to finish this delivery so I can go to my wife and child”. And he looked at his picture in the mirror again and shed a tear. As he kept driving down the road he had to pee, so he pulled the truck over and just then he saw a sign that said the road speed. “Wait a second” he thought “this is the same sign I saw before when I was driving down the road this must be just a coincidence I should keep going” he said and got back in the truck and kept driving but faster because he wanted to get home soon. On his way he saw another same sign and sighed and said “This road is trying to trick me, I must be going the right way” and kept driving. When he saw the sign a third time he got really mad and took his radio and smashed it against the sign and screamed “That’s it im mad now im gonna go faster” and once he got back in his truck he slammed on the gas and went as fast as his truck could go and when he passed the sign again he said “That’s weird it must be the same sign because my smashed radio is there, this is weird I wonder whats going on” and he got back in his truck and drove again. After several days of driving, he finally collapsed and passed out and his truck kept driving forward. He woke up the next day at his destination and delivered the package and headed back, but he was stuck in the never ending road again. “Not this again” he said and kept driving. Finally weeks later he arrived back at his home to his family. “Im finally home” he said and his family was crying and said “We had to miss the vacation this sucks” and then the man cried too and said “my boss is gonna be so mad”. If your doing something and something seems weird its sometimes best to give up.
One night as a man and his family were trying to sleep after a long day of working on the fields. He turned to his wife and children and said “good night my family” and went to sleep. Later in the night the man heard small noises tapping at his window. “what is this noise” he said a bit scared. He quickly moved to the window and ripped open the curtains but on the other side of the curtains there was nothing but darkness but he still heard the tapping. “What is this infernal tapping” the man angrily said before opening the window and sticking his head out. Just as he did that he was suddenly swarmed by 100 bees as they flew at his face and stung his nose and eyes and lips and ears over and over. “OW” the man screamed, waking his family before slamming the window shut and running to the bathroom to get face bee sting ointment. “What happened with dad” the kids said as they watched him run out of the room quickly. “He ran to the bathroom so fast after the window” and they looked at the window and heard tapping. “Whats out the window” they said and opened the window. But when they opened the window there were no bees anywhere. “Where did the bees go” the kids said sadly. [THE REST OF THIS STORY HAS BEEN DESTROYED BY BEE STINGS... AND SO WILL YOU!]
One time there was a book writer who was writing a book. "Hmm i wonder what book ill write" the writer pondered sadly while struggling to pull his massive typewriter from the place where it goes. Once he got his typewriter out he started to think about what he should write about "I gotta think of something to write a book about or im gonna lose my job" he thought fearfully while trembling his hands towards the typewriter keyboard. Suddenly he stopped and screamed! It was not because he came up with an idea of a story to write and he screamed in excitement and celebration though, it was because suddenly his typewriter keyboard keys started typing all by themselves! "This is bad" he screamed "I think this typewriter is haunted and likely will curse me and punish me for having it" he fearfully whispered. With this in mind he hauled his enormous and weighty typewriter out of his room and down the stairs, breaking many steps with the mass of the haunted typewriter, and when he got outside to the street he threw the typewriter on the curb and ran back inside his building and locked the door and peeked fearfully out the window. "That takes care of that time to get back to work" he said as he went into his room again and took out a notebook and pencil and started writing a book. Meanwhile on the street curb where the typewriter was thrown, the typewriter was writing a really good book about a ghost party and was typing so fast there were sparks coming off and starting small fires (but all the sparks that went onto the book papers would go out before starting small fires). The book was typing so fast it caught the attention of the publisher across the street that the book writer works for. "I like this machine" the publisher thought as he grinned greedily and grabbed the machine and brought it to the publishing place. The next day the writer went to the publisher with his new book "hey publisher i finally finished my new book here it is" he said as he put the book on the desk "sorry but your fired because we got a typewriter who writes books for free now" the publisher snarled back "now get out of here we need to put 100 more copies of the typewriters 1000th book where youre standing". Sometimes something can seem scary and weird but that doesn't mean you should get rid of it, you might be getting rid of something really good!
"Get back here im gonna kill ya" a killer yelled somewhere in Killeropolis the city of killers. "In this city the killers rule and there's nothing ya can do about it" another killer said as they stalked around looking for someone to kill. "Aha i found you" a killer shrieked as he jumped to attack someone, but it turned out that it was another killer. "Ugh i really want to kill someone" the killer said "Yeah me too" the killer that he was going to kill but didnt said. "Do you know where theres someone that i can kill?" the first killer said "Apparently theres a secret society of people hidden somewhere in Killeropolis, lets go find them" and then the killers went and gathered all the other killers to try to find the entrance to the secret society. They opened all the doors they could find but still they couldnt find the entrance to the secret society. "Where is the secret society?" one of the killers said but none of the other killers knew where it was. Finally one of the killers found a riddle "look i found a riddle maybe this will show us the way to the secret society hidden within Killeropolis" the killer gleefully exclaimed. The killers showed the riddle to the city's smartest killers and they thought for days and nights before they found the answer. "Hooray!" the killers all cheered "We found the answer to the riddle!" And they went to where the riddle answer was but when they got there they found a mysterious door that they didnt know how to open. "How do we open this door?" one of the killers asked but none of the other killers knew how to open the door. This time when the smartest killers tried to solve the puzzle they were unable to "we dont know what to do" the smartest killers all said. Suddenly the strongest killer showed up and grunted before opening the door easily with his immense strength. "Wow! That guy was able to open the door easily with his strength" one of the killers cheered "Now we can go through" and then they went through the door into the secret society. Once they got in there they finally found what they were looking for: many people to kill! The killers cheered before getting to work and started killing everyone who was hiding here. Sometimes if something seems impossible you can find the solution by working together with others.
At a used videogames store one day there was an angsty teenager named Grenward looking for a videogame to play on his videogame console. “All of my videogames are boring” Grenward cried desperately “Why can't they make a game cool instead of boring”. Then suddenly a videogame cartridge caught his eye: it was the videogame called BurgerTime but the Burger was splotched out by blood colored ink and where it usually said Burger on this cartridge it actually said Murder. “MurderTime huh?” Grenward replied “Sounds interesting let's give it a go” So he bought the videogame and brought it home to his videogame console and put the MurderTime cartridge in the console and hit the Power button in order to Power the videogame console on. The bright text appeared on screen saying MurderTime “huh so it's not just a damaged label” Grenward sneered dismissively before pressing the Start button in order to Start the videogame. Peter Pepper and his Giant Burger Ingredients finally appeared on screen, his smiling face and massive burgers blasting out waves of joy to all passersby except for Grenward whose negative disposition prevented him from seeing the beauty of the world of BurgerTime. Playing the game for a few levels Grenward noticed something strange “This sucks the title screen was different but otherwise everything else is exactly the same as it usually is in BurgerTime what the heck this sucks and is boring” Grenward screamed as he smashed the videogame controller against the floor, destroying it beyond repair. “Too boring for you?” Peter Pepper replied in 8-bit noises “How about this” he said before disappearing off the screen along with all his Giant Burgers. “Huh?” Grenward exclaimed rapidly before looking closer “What was that did Peter Pepper talk to me and also where did he go and his Burgers?”. Suddenly Grenward noticed that the floor under him was turned into Giant Burger Meat “Gulp” Grenward gulped before looking up and confirming his suspicions that above him was turned into a Giant Burger Bun. Grenward screamed before running toward away from under and above the burger ingredients but it was too late, Peter Pepper appeared before him and threw pepper into his face. Grenward paused, gasping and sneezing due to the pepper that was thrown at him. As he was gasping and sneezing Peter Pepper escaped up a nearby ladder, Grenward did not notice until he heard Peter Pepper's rapid footsteps squashing the Giant Burger Bun above him and before Grenward knew what to do he was crushed to death under Peter Pepper's Giant Burger Ingredients just like what happens to Mr. Hot Dog and Mr. Pickle and Mr. Egg from BurgerTime! Always make sure to respect the classics otherwise you never know what could happen to you!
One night the people in the countryside were sleeping when suddenly there was a light in all their windows. “Why is there a light outside when it's 3am and I'm trying to sleep” they all thought and looked out the window and suddenly they noticed there was a giant new skyscraper near them with multi-colored beams of light shooting out everywhere and making it look like daytime and a party outside. Many people were furious and some were just angry but they all got together and realised that they had to do something. “Let's go over there and find out what's going on” one of them said and they all agreed. When they got to the skyscraper they opened the door but nobody was there. “Nobody's here” they all thought but they noticed that there was a massive elevator “they must be all up that elevator” and they got in the elevator and started going up. The elevator got faster and faster but seemed like it was going for hours. Finally hours later they arrived at the top of the tower, but suddenly they were surrounded by naked grey aliens who all had aliens guns. “Uh-Oh” the crowd murmured solemnly as they put their hands in the air. The aliens suddenly brought them to a table with a meal on it “i hope these aliens arent trying to make us eat humans” one of the people grunted but the aliens revealed that they were serving beans and corn “I love beans and corn!” one of the people cheered and the rest agreed. “I dont know what these aliens are up to” someone said “but i think i like these aliens”. The people spent the rest of the night partying with the aliens and they played alien games and won alien prizes and it was a great night for everyone who was there. One person looked out the window and realised that the elevator was really long because actually they weren't on the earth anymore! They were on a alien planet! Eventually everyone said goodbye to the aliens and went back down the elevator “that was great i love those aliens” someone said and everyone agreed. When they got home however they realised that they were so tired from having fun with aliens that they had to sleep for almost three days. When they woke up and went outside they realized that everything has gone wrong. “My bean and corn plants!” A farmer cried as he noticed his dead bean and corn plants. Someone else noticed that their things were old and destroyed also. Also they noticed that the skyscraper was gone and everyone thought that the aliens would never return. Many people died in their sleep also from space disease. Sometimes even if someone is fun to be around they can ruin your life irreparably.
One day Plinda woke up but everyone else was gone. "Where did everyone go?" she said as she went around looking for everyone but couldnt find anyone. "This is weird this must be the apocalypse and everyone disappeared" she thought nervously but then realised that because everyone is gone she can do whatever she wants. She went to the grocery store and ate tons of cakes and treats for free and didnt even bother taking any because she could go back and eat more later. Then she went to the mall and took all the things that she wanted and took a shopping cart to go around with with the things that she got. She got worried suddenly that there might be a zombie or some other kind of scary apocalype thing but didnt notice anything and felt relieved. She went and read a hundred books she took from a book store because now that it was quiet and there was no distractions because nobody was around she was able to read these books easily and learned new skills and started a farm for when she ran out of food at the grocery store and she built a house that was better than all the houses in town on property that she didnt own but it didnt matter because there was nobody. Years later she felt sad that there was nobody else around but she realised it was better now that everyone was gone because nobody was being mean to her or telling her what to do. She realised that now she was happier than she ever was in her life than ever before and smiled for the first time in her life. Suddenly everyone who was gone showed up "haha tricked you" they screamed maliciously "we tricked you into thinking we were gone and an apocalypse happened so you would commit crimes and get in trouble" "Oh no" Plinda cried but it was too late and she was arrested for her crimes and sent to jail for the rest of her life.
"Everyone come to the circus in town!" A circus advertiser yelled at people in the town "The circus is in town now dont miss it!" Three young kids were going by and heard the yelling and thought it would be fun to go to a circus and so they agreed that they would go to the circus and went there. When they got there they sat in the circus chairs and got ready for the circus to start "I cant wait for the circus this is going to be so exciting and funny" one of them said "yeah" another agreed excitedly. Before long the circus lights turned on and showed a person standing under the light, unfortunately this person didnt seem like a circus person and more like a person from halloween. "whats with this circus" one of the kids said "why is that guy scary instead of funny?" but before they could think the guy started talking "Welcome to the circus" he yelled "today we have lots of cool circus performances to show you please have a good time" and after he said that the chairs locked down on everyone and locked them into place "uh oh" the kids thought but it was too late to do anything. Suddenly a clown came out "oh a clown thats funny" one of the kids said between laughs, but the clown did something that they didnt expect which was he started shooting blood out of a flower and getting blood on the audience "Gross" everyone screamed horrified but there was nothing they could do about it. Next a person showed up with a bunch of tigers "look at what my tigers do" the guy said and let loose the tigers which started eating the audience. Many people screamed but there was nothing anyone could do so the protagonists didnt do anything so the tigers wouldnt eat them. "This is the final performance" someone yelled before unveiling the final performance which was a giant man who was bigger than the circus and he started doing a dance which caused earthquakes and destroyed half of the town easily and he started spitting fire onto everyone and juggling bombs that exploded some people and buildings and for his final trick he opened his mouth really wide and sucked everyone in and eat them all! If something sounds like a fun idea to do be careful because it might actually be scary!
One time there was someone who was so afraid of bugs living in a house that was infested with bugs but they didnt know. One day they were in the bathroom when they saw a bug crawl out from under the wall. "eek" they screamed as they killed the bug with their fist. "that was so scary i hope i dont have to see another bug and there was just one of them" they said and went to bed to sleep. But while they were sleeping 100 bugs crawled out of the wall and merged together into a human sized person made of bugs. This creature was known as "Bugsly" and he started crawling around the house and opened the fridge to eat all the food in the fridge, he did that and then relaxed on the couch and said "ahh its so nice to live in this house im glad i get to eat food and lay on this couch for free this is just perfect". But suddenly Glimdaer the person who lives in the house comes out of her room to go to the bathroom and notices that there are a 100 bugs on her couch and she screamed loudly! "aah" Glimdaer screamed as she started crushing the bugs that made parts of Bugslys body "Yeowch!" Bugsly cried out in pain "That really hurts!" he screamed as he started fighting back against Glimdaer relentlessly. After a long battle Glimdaer and Bugsly ran out of energy "who are you in my house?" Glimdaer cried out "why are you laying and relaxing on my couch and the fridge is empty!" she screamed accusingly at Bugsly who responded by saying "hey i cant help it im just bugs!" he responded "i just live in the walls and eat food and relax just like a normal bug!" he pleaded sadly. "ugh i cant believe im living in a house with 100 bugs" Glimdaer cried, "i dont want to live with any bugs" she said and wanted to continue attacking Bugsly but she was still too tired from fighting earlier. "please i promise i wont steal all the food anymore just some and i wont go on the couch I'll stay on my 100 small chairs that i have in the wall" Bugsly pleaded "ugh fine" Glimdaer said before going back to bed angrily and Bugsly turned back into bugs and went into the wall again. The next morning when Glimdaer woke up she went out to see if Bugsly was still there and there was no bugs to be seen and when she went to her kitchen all her dishes were washed and also her fridge was full of food and an apology note. "Huh i guess at least Bugsly replaced all the food" she pondered angrily before she went out of the house to do things. When she got back she finally decided to knock on the wall to summon Bugsly "hello Bugsly im sorry i got so angry and crushed your bugs" she said and Bugsly said "thats okay just don't do it again" and then they hugged and became close friends and lived together until they both died! Sometimes you might not like someone at first but they might become a really close friend eventually.
One day scientists found out how to make everyone live forever so they gave everyone a vaccine that protects against death and makes them live forever. “This is great” said Reenald who got the death vaccine “now that i can live forever i can do whatever i want” they said and went outside to start doing things that used to be dangerous. After jumping off a cliff and drinking poison they cheered out "hooray this is great now i cant die anymore and i can do whatever i want!" However what they didnt realise is that there was something scary happening that they didnt even know about. Because of death not being real anymore society started to rapidly change and for instance instead of using elevators to go down stairs people would just jump out of windows to go down faster and some people would swim across lakes and oceans or walk across the bottom to avoid paying for boats. In this new world Reenald found themself also doing dangerous things every day in order to make life easier and after a while it stopped being fun and started to become boring to do dangerous things. One day Reenald was really bored from jumping off cliffs and getting crushed by objects and decided to go to the amusement park to try to have fun again. When they got there none of the rides like rollercoasters or merry go rounds or anything made them feel better because there was no threat that they might die because of the vaccine that they got. "Why is this happening?" Reenald cried out "I cant handle this anymore I need to find a way to get rid of this vaccine!". In order to remove the vaccine Reenald took a magnet and held it to their thigh to attract all the vaccine to that one area and then when there was a lump of vaccine there they cut a hole in their leg and took all the vaccine out. "There that should be all the vaccine" Reenald boasted and then excited to have some fun again they went up a building and jumped off, but that's when they realised that because they didnt have the vaccine anymore they could die again and would die when they hit the ground. "Oh no" Reenald said and then hit the ground and died. Sometimes its better to be safe than have fun!
There was a person once called Creepy Carbler and they were really scary. If you went near them they would go “Boo!” and it would just scare you so much it’s not even funny. One time they went out to the store and were buying groceries and when they got there everyone screamed and ran away thats how scary they are. There was someone who was talking to Creepy Carbler and when they were talking Creepy Carbler was talking about blood and guts and and other really scary things and it really creeped this other person out. One time a young couple was walking in the woods and when they got there Creepy Carbler was suddenly behind them wearing a ghost mask and shrieking just like how a ghost would shriek and it scared them so much they went to hide in a haunted house. One time there was someone going home from work and they noticed something strange but didnt know what it was. Suddenly they noticed Creepy Carbler was looking through a window at them and they ran away terrified. Creepy Carbler one time took place in a chess competition and when they were playing chess all the other pieces were too afraid to attack Creepy Carbler’s pieces and then Creepy Carbler won the whole competition by default and when they went to the microphone they screamed and everyone was so scared. Creepy Carbler was seen walking around a cemetery one day and the neighbors were yelling “hey Creepy Carbler get out of there that cemetery is haunted youll get sick!” But Creepy Carbler didn’t listen because they thrive in creepy places. Creepy Carbler was so creepy everyone tried to stay away from them and not be friends with them, but the scariest part about this story is that Creepy Carbler is… YOU!!