One day a puddle of goop arrived in the city in the middle of the street. Into the goop a man stepped inside and once he fell in he couldn’t know what was happening. “Where am I” he said, screaming and clawing his way through the goop while he couldn’t see anything. “hello” said goop-boy, the boy from the goop who eats people “im the goop-boy hello” he said. “what why did you bring me here to your goop lair” said the guy “to eat you said goop-boy” who then ate the guy. Later when the goop boy came out of his goop lair and onto the streets he looked a bit goopy but people thought it was just a dirty boy “that boy needs a big bath and a hot shower” they all said and thought. The boy went around looking at people before finding the next person who he would eat and he said to him “hey check out this goop puddle haha, lets splash in it” “ok” the guy who was there said and splashed in the puddle but then he fell into the goop “gotcha” said the goop-boy “now your mine” he said again. “where am I” the guy said and goop boy said “in my goop puddle” but just then police signs flashed and goop boy was scared “uh oh” he thought and left his goop puddle to hide. While getting away from his goop puddle the police found him and arrested him for murdering and trapping people in his goop. “why did this happen to me I just wanted to be a normal person” goop boy said. If you see a goop puddle when you are outside or at home you best stay away from it, because you never know if it might be a goop-person!
One time a kid was at a hospital for a check up and he was scared because his friends told him that doctors are scary and especially the doctor he was going to see, Doctor Killer, the Dead Devil. His friends told him that everyone who went to the doctor never came back again and it was true, all of his classmates who went to Doctor Killer, the Dead Devil never ever came back to school again after. “Your next” a nurse said and got the kid and brought him to the doctor room. “Wow this is scary im scared to see doctor killer the dead devil” the kid said. “I hope he doesn’t look scary” he said. “Hi im here now” said doctor killer, showing his scary devil face at the kid. “Ah” the kid screamed. “Im here to do a checkup on you so look out hahaha” and doctor killer pulled out a huge syringe and a huge knife. “No” the kid said and ran all around the room, but doctor killer sprayed numb goo out of his syringe and the kid couldn’t move. “Don’t kill me doctor killer please”. “haha don’t worry it’s a checkup kid hehehe” said doctor killer and he pulled out a large hammer and hit the kids knees and made his knees kick. “Oh I think hes gonna smash my knees” the kid thought. And then doctor killer pulled out his knife again and said “hehehe its time for some CRAZY surgery kid hehehe” and cut open the kids chest and pulled out all his intestines. “What the heck” the kid said, as doctor killer pulled poisons and shards out of his intestines. “Looks like you ate a lot of poisons and shards kid don’t do that hehehe”. And then he pulled out a large gas mask and put it on “hehe get ready for some crazy things kid hehehehehe” and he put gas on the kid. When the kid woke up he was sewn up and with sutures that are invisible and look normal. “What was it a dream” he said, but then doctor killer said “its no dream kid hehehe, we had a massive surgery on you hehehe”. “Now get out of here kid your done hehehe”, “but doctor killer I thought you were a killer doctor” the kid said, “What are you talking about kid” doctor killer said as he pulled out a big knife “I am a killer doctor, killer like good haha”. “But what happened to those kids in my class” the kid said. “Sorry kid, those kids were all terminally ill and dead now, but it wasn’t my fault hehehe” doctor killer said. “Oh haha, what a crazy coincidence” the kid said and they both laughed. Next time your scared of someone scary they might be a nice guy even if they have a devil face.
One day while out on a town Gourmondo was walking around with his huge necklace and fake eye. He went into a store to sell his huge necklace and fake eye in exchange for something but he didn’t know. “What can I get for this huge necklace and fake eye, I need to exchange” he said sadly. “I know what I can give you for that huge necklace and eyeball” the shopkeeper said knowingly, “I can give you this” and he handed Gourmondo a small box inside a paper. “Thanks” gourmondo said before leaving quickly. “Nice, I made a good deal off that, the eye wasn’t even real, it was a fake one, I wonder what I got” gourmondo said while opening the paper and inside a tiny bug was inside and bit Gourmondo “Ow, why did that happen” he said. Later, when he got home his body was itching so he took a shower and noticed a splotch on his upper thigh “that’s weird” he said “that’s where the bug bit me” but he ignored it. The next day he was really hungry and didn’t know why, but his nose was also longer than the day before “My nose is long today” he said “I might be lucky today” he said. When he went outside he expected lucky things to happen, but none happened and he went to work and back home later and when he looked in the mirror he noticed his nose was really long and had a big spike on the end “yowch” he said “that’s sharp” and he went to bed. When he woke up the next day, Gourmondo looked in the mirror and saw that his nose was fused with his mouth and he couldn’t open his mouth and it looked like a parasite thing. “Wow” he said “This doesn’t look like me anymore, I wonder if my mirror broke”. When he went outside, suddenly he jumped around hungrily and stuck his weird nose into a nearby bug and was stuck to the bug and the bug carried him around as it went and ate sap and walked around and stuff. “This is bad, I have to get to work” Gourmondo said angrily and sucked with his nose until the bug died and fell off his nose, but then he became attached to another bug and began sucking and following that bug “Not again” he said, and sucked this bug too, but he kept getting attached to more bugs every time he did it. Eventually he gave up, but once he did he realized that he killed the last bug on earth and he had no more bugs to eat and couldn’t eat because his mouth was a parasite thing now and died. Stay away from any boxes in a paper, because you never know what might be inside!
The scientists at an institution were gonna send a group of scuba divers into a submarine to go to the deepest part in the ocean, the “Final Deep Trench”. They were arguing about if they were gonna send scuba divers in the submarine because the last time the guys didn’t come back, only a submarine full of water came back. “Fine” one of the scientists said angrily “See if I care, go ahead and send all the dumb scuba divers you want, its not my fault if they don’t come back again”. So the scientists all put as many scuba divers into the submarine and sent it off to the Final Deep Trench to gather samples for a science experiment. “So, this is the deepest trench” one of the scuba divers said once they were there “it’s a scary place, but we have to do this if were gonna get the job done…”. Then one of the scuba divers said “ok ill got get the stuff for the experiment and you guys wait for me to come back” and he swam into the dark water in the trench. They all waited but he didn’t come back for a really long time so the next one said “ill go look for him” and went to look for him. And when he didn’t come back more left to look for him until there was only one scuba diver left in the submarine, the scaredest one. “This is so scary” he said. “I hope they come back soon, im afraid of deep water” he cried. Then he heard a knock on the door and he said “whos there, is it the scuba divers” “yes” the knocker said from the other side of the door “let us in were cold and wet from all this scuba diving” they said. “Ok” the man said and opened the door, but when he did the only thing that came in was water and the man screamed. “We want to go home, let us go home” the water puddle said in 100 voices, but the man who was screaming passed out and drowned in the puddle of 100 scuba divers. “well, well just drive the submarine ourselves then” and they drove the submarine to the surface and to the scientists, but when they got back the scientists thought they were just water and flushed them down the drain!
“Hi, my name is Nicholars Dungbee and my Mom tried to kill me.” Nicholars said to his therapist after his mom tried to kill him. “Tell me about what happened” his therapist said. Then Nicholars remembered everything that happened. One day when he got home, he noticed his mom was doing something weird, but he didn’t care because he had to play videogames instead or his friends would get mad at him for not being strong enough at videogames. “My moms weird today” he said to his friends, “Yeah” his friends said, we noticed, but we didn’t look because we had to play videogames too, “yeah, me too” Nicholars said. Just then Nicholars mom came into his room and said “Nicholars do you and your friends want a snack for your videogames?” “OK” Nicholars and his friends said but they were worried because she was acting weird. “My mom always tells me not to play videogames and do homework so this is weird” Nicholars said and his friends agreed and left because they were really scared. When Nicholars mom came back she said “Nicholars here is your snack, and why are you doing schoolwork you need to play videogames so you can become strong” “I have to do my homework mom I cant play videogames right now I have to do my homework mom.” Nicholars screamed. “Your gonna play videogames now Nicholars” and his mom opened a snack tray revealing Nicholars real mom head inside “and you have to be the strongest Nicholars”. “Ok mom fine” Nicholars said and played videogames day and night for a whole week before saying “Ok its time, if I beat you at a videogame match you tell me what happened” and his mom said “Ok Nicholars”and they played a videogame match for a whole day and at the end Nicholars won and said “Whew that was a tough match mom but tell me what you did to mom now” suddenly Nicholars fake mom took of its disguise and it was Nicholars friends pretending to be his mom “Haha Nicholars you loser, we were disguised and we killed your mom, this is what you get Nicholars”. “And that’s why im told to go to therapy” Nicholars said to his therapist. “Ok” his therapist said, “How about a snack to calm you down Nicholars” and the therapist reached behind him and handed Nicholars two eyeballs of a therapist “What” Nicholars said screaming and running wild with fear. “It was us again Nicholars you idiot, you deserved this after what you did Nicholars you nerd always studying you got better grades than us on the big test and the teachers think your cool now Nicholars but we know the truth.” Next time you do a test think of what could happen if you do good or bad, maybe getting a good grade and studying can really make someone else really mad!
One day the smallest man in town was walking outside and his name was Leonard. He stumbled and hit his head on the ground and broke a rock that he hit his head on. “OW” he said and a passerby said “wow, that guy even broke a rock, he must be really clumsy” and another guy said “yeah, but its ok because he’s really small so he cant break anything big, only small things like rocks and snails”. Because Leonard was feeling sad that day he didn’t want to hear people talking about him being small and clumsy so he left, but when he left he accidentally went into a magician’s house and there was a potion on the table that said “big potion”. “Wow” Leonard said “If I drink this I think I might double in size” so he drank it and grew double in size “hey this is nice, now nobody can make fun of me now that im twice as big” and he went outside to see everyone, but on his way out he tripped and broke the door to the wizard house and the wizard saw. “You’ll get ten curses for this” the wizard said and put ten curses on him but Leonard did not know. As Leonard walked in town he really enjoyed being big, but kept getting scared that he would go smaller again, so he drank more potion to stay big, but he didn’t realize that every time he drank the big potion he was doubling. “Woah” he said as he tripped over a building and crushed four small houses under his left hand. “Wait a second, im too big” he roared and tried throwing up the potion to shrink, but it only drowned 10 nearby people. People started getting mad and yelling and saying “he was ok when he was small because he only broke small things, but now that hes big hes breaking big things and drowning people”. Soon the people tied him up with strings but he broke out and cried and his tears washed away the rest of the town into the ocean. “This is terrible” Leonard said, “I have to fix this”. But there was no way he could and he spent the rest of his life big.
A man walks into a bar with 3 people and three of those people are different people, who could have guessed it but one of them was a fourth person names shapeshift sam the shapeshifter. He was disguised as one of the three people and they knew and were scared of shapeshift sam. “wheres shapeshift sam” said one of the guys “I don’t know” said someone else. Then shapeshift sam killed one of them and the other 2 got scared and cried and said “we don’t know which ones shapeshift sam, this is so scary im outta here” then one of them left on their own and behind them shapeshift sam was following disguised as him and hiding behind a mirror frame. He looked behind him and saw shapeshift sam behind the mirror frame and said “this is a nice mirror and I look nice today” and then shapeshift sam stuck his hand through the mirror with a knife and stabbed him with a knife in the heart and took it and ate it and it was bloody. Shapeshift sam then went to the other guy and then said “hi im the other guy im back from where I was” and he said “ok nice lets stay away from shapeshift sam” and then shapeshift sam said “just kidding” and killed him with his knife and took all three of their hearts and brains and eyes and put them on his ritual and all 3 of them turned into more shapeshift sams. When you go out at night look out because someone might be a shapeshift sam!
A man was running to the big phone store in the city to get a new phone to call his friends on, but he was running so fast because he knew it was going to be a big seller. “This phone im going to get is the greatest phone, it has a feature that lets you call people with a screen that shows their face on the screen and you can talk to them and see their face, its like I never have to look at anyone in person again” he screamed to passerby on his way to the big phone store. Skidding past the entrance guards and police and the store cashiers and the customers, he grabbed the last phone in the store. “Hey that was mine” someone said but he ignored him and bought the phone. At the cash, the cashier said “Nice that’s the last one” and he said “I know”. On his way home he tore open the phone bag and opened the phone and called all his friends and told them that he got the new phone and that he could see them now “Wow” they all said “What a technology, its almost like its from another world ive never heard of anything so crazy and otherworldly before in my whole life” they all said. “Yeah” he said and hung up and ran home to charge his phone. “Once I plug in my phone, I’ll finally be able to say it is mine” he said before slamming his phone down on the charger. Just as he plugged in his phone he thought he saw something on the phone screen, but he didn’t think about it at all and picked up his phone and watched a lot of cool videos on his phone. “Those were good videos” he said as he put his phone down “Now its time for bed” and he turned on his phone and put on sleeping song before he went into his bed. The next day he got up and picked up his phone immediately, but he felt like something was different, but he didn’t know. So instead he went on his phone and looked at the internet and things on his phone all day, then later he was really tired for some reason and had to sleep. He went out the next day and took his phone out with him, but while he was out he tripped and dropped and broke his phone. “My phone” he screamed at the top of his lungs, but as he looked closer at his phone he noticed that an eyeball came out of it “Whats this, did my phone fall on an eyeball or did an eyeball fall out of my phone?” “What kind of insane things are happening to me today this is the worst day of my whole life” But what he didn’t realise is that his day was getting worse and he didn’t even know. When he got to his place he was going to he noticed his head was really heavy and when he looked into the mirror his head was dripping eyeballs out of all of his pores. “Oh no” he said “this doesn’t look good”. He tried scraping and squeezing the eyeballs out of his pores but they kept coming out and dripping all over the place and he was leaving a gigantic mountain of eyeballs everywhere he went. “This is bad” he said “Who could have done this to me”. Suddenly he noticed that if he closed his real eyeballs he could see out of every eyeball that fell out of his head. “That’s pretty cool” he said. “I can see a lot now instead of out of only two”. He spent all day looking at things and he was enjoying his time. “Wow this is just like a phone but I don’t have to be on a phone this is cool” he yelled from the top of his house that was covered in eyeballs. But as days and weeks passed people started noticing that his eyeballs were everywhere. “This must be that guy who got that phone and had eyes coming out of his head, hes watching us now and its annoying”. So they all went to his house and yelled and screamed at him. “Wait, I didn’t do anything wrong” he said “I was just looking at things”. “Yeah, but I don’t want that” everyone screamed at him and they started popping all the eyeballs and everytime he screamed “OUCH” “My eyeballs, it hurts like a normal eyeball would” and eventually the people popped all the eyes and the guy was so hurt he couldn’t make anymore. Then the people sent him away to a far away place in case he made more eyeballs. But what they didn’t know is that there were more cursed eyeballs in all their phones!
King Londo’s knight armor was in a museum one night when it realized it was alive and can talk. “wow” it said, “this Is great, I need to try this out” and so he went around the museum looking at things. “this is great, but I need to see what else is possible” he whispered. He followed a man home and while they were on the way home the man thought he saw something following him a couple of times but he thought it was his imagination. Once he was home, the man got his clothes off and went to bed, and while he was in bed, King Londo’s armor showed up and got an idea “ill switch with the clothes of the man and when he puts on the clothes it will actually be me” he said with a sneer. Once the man woke up he went to his closet and said “hey that’s funny my clothes look different today but uh-oh, im late for work” he screamed. He then grabbed his clothes that was actually knight armor and put them on quickly before running to work. Once he was at work people gave him funny looks but he didn’t think of it too much. Then he got called to his bosses office and when he got there his boss said “this has gone far enough, this is the last straw. I cant ignore knight armor at work, your fired” he said. Then the man was kicked out of the office and fired, “why did this happen to me” he said “I just wore what was in my closet that’s all, I didn’t know it was knight armor”. King Londo’s armor then felt bad for the man and whispered softly into his ear “don’t worry guy, im sorry I got you fired from your job because I tricked you into putting me on and im knight armor” “but ill tell you because I feel bad about the secret location of King Londo’s secret treasure stash” and he told the man about the secret treasure. “Wow” the man said and ran to where the secret treasure was. Once he got there he had to get past a bunch of traps the king left in case someone tried to steal his treasure if anyone told where it was, but at the end the man found the best treasure, a huge bag of money. “Nice” the man said “now its ok that I got fired because I have money now” he said. “your welcome” the knight armor said as it vanished into thin air and returned to King Londo’s ghost as a ghost armor “I’ll see you again one day guy but for today its goodbye” he said solemnly before vanishing. Maybe one day you’ll find an armor in your closet, and if you do will you put it on?
A man who got a new computer went home and plugged it in. “This computer is the latest computer on the market and I hear it has a new advanced operating system that knows what to do” he said before plugging in the computer and going online. “Hello Marco” the computer said “I’m Jerricci OS your computer, can I go on the internet for you?” he said. “Wow” Marco said with a smile “This is neat, yeah go online and download new files for me while im doing my work for my work” he said. “Ok” said the computer and it went online and Marco went into the other room to do work. “Error” the computer said and Marco ran in to see what was wrong “There is an error” the computer said and it said “I cant continue downloading this without more memory, I need a larger memory part in order to get this file downloading” “Please install a new and bigger memory please” it said. “Hm” Marco thought and opened the instructions for his computer, only to see that they said “Your computer will know what to do, just ask him”. “Ok” Marco said, “Hey computer, how do I get more memory on the computer” he asked. “I need more memory, the new memory is stored in liquid memory, but the stores nearby are out” the computer said. “That’s no good, I need those files” Marco said, “Is there any way I can get those files and a bigger memory without store fluid that ran out” Marco said. “Yeah” the computer said “The closest thing to a computer fluid from the store is a human fluid, a blood fluid”. “Well I guess its my only option if im gonna get those files downloaded on time” Marco said before cutting his hand off and feeding it into the computer. “Thanks” the computer said “Now theres more memory and the hand is also being added for faster speeds”. “Wow I didn’t know a computer could do so much” Marco said and went back to his work, wondering what else a computer can do. Minutes later the computer buzzed again and said “Error, not enough memory again”. “Not again” Marco said and went to his computer “Whats wrong this time”. “Theres not enough memory again, I need more computer fluid, best would be a memory fluid for a computer”. “You said theyre out at the store, where can I get some?” Marco said. “I can use the brain fluid, just put this tube in and I can get the brain fluid and download the files”. “Ok” Marco said and he put the tube into his brain and gave the brain fluid and because he couldn’t move got his work stuff and did work near his computer with a tube in his brain. “Congratulations, files downloaded” the computer said moments later, but Marco didn’t answer, because he was dead!
One weekend, three teens were in a house and hanging out playing games and hanging out. “This is boring” one of them said. “We should make a prank call” another said, before picking up the phone and dialing the first number in the phone book. “Sludge Inc. Hm.. Weird phone name, they’ll be tricked for sure” they said. When the phone picked up it said “Hello this is sludge inc home of the finest sludge how can I help you?” “Hey wheres the big idea don’t call us” the teens said smiling and all laughing hysterically “We don’t like sludge so don’t call us anymore” and they hung up. “Hehe that was so much fun, we cant do that again or well get in trouble” one of them said and the others agreed because they were suddenly scared by an ominous feeling. Suddenly there was a knock on the door and a delivery man was there holding a large box. “One package for you” he said and left the package and left. “I wonder whats in the package, maybe it’s a new thing for us to do now that we cant prank call” and they opened up the package, but there wasn’t a game in there, instead there was a whole box full of sloppy sludge. “YUCK” the teens all screamed at the top of their lungs “GROSS”. While they panicked one of them tried throwing the sludge out the door, but the door was closed because it was a glass door and the sludge got all over them and they were all grossed out “This is pretty gross” one of the teens said “yeah” another said. Suddenly they got another door knock and they answered and it was 10 more deliverymen with ten more boxes “More boxes for you” they said and dropped 10 boxes in the house and when the teens opened the boxes it was just more sludge every time. “This is so gross” the teens said, now standing up to their waist in sludge. “We need to get this sludge out of this house or my parents are going to kill me” But they knew that they couldn’t just put the sludge outside or the neighbors would notice, so they tried hiding the sludge in different parts of the house like under carpets and in vases and behind furniture. They ended up hiding half of the sludge, but they still had some left. “What do we do with the rest?” one teen said. “I know” another said before crouching down and slurping down the sludge. “Good idea” the others said and they also drank all the sludge. Once they were done, the sludge was all hidden and drunk, but they were also beginning to sweat a lot. “Were sweating” one said, so they turned on fans but it didn’t stop the sweating, suddenly one noticed that something bad was happening “were turning into sludge” “This must be because we prank called, I knew it was bad” and they all agreed and turned into sludge. Then the sludge receptionist came in and said “This is what happens to people who don’t like sludge”. If your friends were making a prank call it might be funny, but it can have scary consequences sometimes!
A man is walking down a street when suddenly 1000 bikers drive by him faster than a second. “woah” the man said “that was crazy, those bikers are so fast there gonna break something”. And the bikers were breaking things, they went up and down every street smashing all the vases and glasses “Ow my glass” a man said with his glass broken. “These bikers need to be stopped” said everyone, who got their chains and bats to try stopping the bikers. “You bikers need to stop” they said to the bikers, but the bikers just ran all of them over. The bikers all went past everyone really fast and could even drive around the world fast. “These speeds are too much” a scientist said “this could be bad if they keep speeding up were gonna go to the future”. But the bikers wouldn’t stop and they kept getting faster and faster until they were just a band that went around and across the equator. “This is crazy, im getting out of here” a spaceman said, before getting in his space ship and leaving. Just as he left, the world went so fast, the people on it couldn’t stop going into the future. “Dang, were going to the future” someone said. Suddenly, the bikers started to slow down and they all said “Heh, welcome to the future, this is our time, and our time has our rules, so you better run” and they biked after everyone and picked them all up and brought them to their headquarters. When they arrived at the headquarters they saw people from all parts of time being eaten by crazy bikers who brought them to the future. “This is crazy I want to go home” a guy said before realizing he was in his home but in the future, “oh” he said after realizing he was in his home but in the future. The best tasting people from the past were brought to the biker leaders room, when they got there the boss was a man they all recognized, it was the space man! “Ha, none of you realized when I was in the past, but I was a cannibal spaceman and I didn’t like that it was illegal, but now your in the future and its my future that I rule and make rules for and im gonna eat you!” he said.
One day everyone in the world woke up and when they looked next to them there was another of them. “What” they all said. “Why is there another me and which is the real one” they all said. “I’m the real one and you’re the fake” they all said, and they kept arguing for a while before being fed up with it and went to go on their own. While they were getting ready for work some people had 2 work uniforms so it was ok and they got along with their double then, but some people had only 1 so they had to fight their double and one of them could get the suit and sometimes one of the suits got ripped while they fight and they both cant go to work so a lot of people weren’t at work. On the way to work all the work people saw all the homeless people and didn’t know which one was the double so they didn’t get money and they all starved because they couldn’t get food. When they got to work they didn’t know who goes where and they said “hey that’s my work area, not yours, your just a double and you cant be here” they said. The double bosses got really mad because nobody was doing work so they all both went out and fired everyone and on the way home they all got in big fights with their doubles. Years later some people got along with their doubles and some people married their doubles, but nobody knew where the doubles came from. “I wonder where the doubles came from” one person said, but nobody knew the answer. Suddenly one day the doubles vanished and nobody knew where they went but also they forgot that this happened and everything went back to normal mostly. Because there is still one double left out there, maybe it could be yours!
Once there were 5 kids going to get soup from the soup store. When they got there they said. “That’s weird! There’s a new type of soup called “Bones and Blood soup?” they all said but they were curious so they all ordered it. When they got it it looked like normal soup, but the soup was red and the spoon was a giant bone. “This soup isn’t very boney or bloody other than the spoon and red” they all said as they started eating the soup. “Wow this is great” they said as they finished the soup and they ordered 10 more that they ate there and on the way out they got 20 more to eat at home. “Wow, this blood-bone soup is really good” they said to each other before waving goodbye and that they’ll see each other tomorrow. The next day when they met together they said “Wow that soup yesterday was good but im sick of it now” and they went to school quickly. Once they got there they noticed that they felt lighter than usual. “This is weird” one of the kids said, “I’m dizzy” another kid said. And they all went to the nurses office to see what was wrong, when the nurse did a scan, she noticed something was weird. “Huh” she said “Theres something weird” she said. “What” the kids said” “You guys all have no blood or no bones, where did they go?” “What” the kids said “This is crazy how are we going to live without blood or bones” they said before running back outside. “This must be because of all the soup” a kid said and slopped over dead and the rest did too. Remember that sometimes if something seems good like blood and bones, too much can be a bad thing like too much blood and bones.