One there were three people who took a trip to the woods, their names were Edward, Jefferson and Snorley. When they got to the woods they were looking for a cabin that they were renting for their big trip to the woods. “Where is the cabin, we need to find this cabin we rented before we can look at trees and woods” they said and they looked for the cabin. Once they found the cabin they put their things down and looked all around the cabin. All the rooms looked nice except one room that was locked and they knew it went into the basement. “I don’t like the look of that one” the people said and they went away from the door towards the trees outside. Once they were outside they enjoyed their day and once it was night went back in the cabin. “Lets turn on the lights” they said and they did. Once the lights were on they noticed that the door to the basement was open. “What” they said and they looked down the basement but there was nothing in there. “Oh, it must have been jammed before but not now” they said and they went to bed, but when one of them got to their rooms they saw a person-sized wooden statue of a person standing on their suitcase. “Woah, that’s crazy” they said and put the statue out of their room and went to bed. The next morning when they all got up and met up in the cabin the one who found the statue said “wait there was a statue I put out here made of mahogany” “that’s crazy” the others said nervously and they looked around for the statue but did not find it but they saw that the basement was locked again. “We have to get out of here before something else happens” they said and started to run out of the house forgetting their things in fear. On the way out the mahogany man stopped them and said “leave this place or youll be cursed”. “Ahh” they all screamed and ran out and left the house behind and ran to their normal houses. Dont go to any weird cabins in a forest unless you want to meet a mahogany man!
Once there was a man who went to sleep. Once he woke up, he realized he was in a different place, in that place there was a man poking him with a stick and saying “wake up, your in the arena and its time to fight”. “What, im not an arena person, I work in an office” the man said back “too bad, its time” and the guy picked him up and threw him into the big arena. Once he was in the arena he smelt blood and guts all over and saw them too, and people were cheering and screaming for more blood and guts. “This is insane” the man said “what kind of place is this I was just trying to sleep and now im in a crazy place like this” he said. Suddenly the arena doors opened and a huge fighter with 2 weapons in each hand came out. “I can’t beat this guy” the guy thought and he tried hiding under the blood and guts he saw before. The fighter walked around looking for him and the audience was trying to spot him too and were getting furious from no blood and guts. “Find and kill that guy” they all said angrily. “Im trying” the fighter said looking around corners and behind doors before giving up. “This sucks I cant find that guy hes too good at hiding” the fighter said “I quit” the fighter said. But suddenly he realized he couldnt quit because the audience all got up and they all turned into killer demons. “You cant give up we need the blood and guts and if you cant get his then well get yours” they screamed maniacally and all jumped on the fighter and sucked out all his blood and guts. “Ahh” the fighter screamed as he lost his blood and guts and died. “I need to get out of here before they find me” the man hiding under blood and guts said “but how”. Just then he noticed that next to him there was a hidden door behind a bookcase. “Thats it, that must be my last chance” and he jumped up from the blood and guts and ran towards the door as the demon audience chased after him. “We found you now and we can smell you too so you cant hide this time” they screamed as they chased him. The man then opened the bookcase and closed it behind him, but the demons opened it easily, so he had to run away. He kept running until he reached the end of a long hallway and turned around. “We have you now” the demons yelled at the top of their lungs and all pointed their spears at him. “No please let me go” the man cried “No” the demons said and they poked him and made blood come out of him. “Ow” the man said and he suddenly woke up from his dream. “Wow” he said after waking up “That was one nightmare ill never forget”, but when he looked down he noticed that there was blood coming out where the demon audience stabbed him. “Wait a second, was that dream really a dream? Or did it really happen?”. If your dreaming one night be careful because you never know if a dream might be a dream or if it was a real dream.
One time there was a truck driver who was delivering a large load of cargo to somewhere. It was a rainy night and he thought that he had a rough week of working so hard moving cargo from north to south and east to west. “Man, this was a tough and rough week” he said and sighed. “But after this final cargo load I can finally go on a month long vacation”. He looked at his rear view mirror where he had a picture of his wife and children on the mirror. “My kids and wife are gonna love going to Westburgy this next month, itll be so good, I just have to deliver this cargo and then I can go on a long vacation.” He saw a road sign and it said “Next place to deliver cargo is right turn”. “Oh nice” he thought, “Im almost there, just one more turn and down the road”. So he made the turn and kept driving. A couple miles down the road later he thought “wow this road is way too long, I just want to finish this delivery so I can go to my wife and child”. And he looked at his picture in the mirror again and shed a tear. As he kept driving down the road he had to pee, so he pulled the truck over and just then he saw a sign that said the road speed. “Wait a second” he thought “this is the same sign I saw before when I was driving down the road this must be just a coincidence I should keep going” he said and got back in the truck and kept driving but faster because he wanted to get home soon. On his way he saw another same sign and sighed and said “This road is trying to trick me, I must be going the right way” and kept driving. When he saw the sign a third time he got really mad and took his radio and smashed it against the sign and screamed “That’s it im mad now im gonna go faster” and once he got back in his truck he slammed on the gas and went as fast as his truck could go and when he passed the sign again he said “That’s weird it must be the same sign because my smashed radio is there, this is weird I wonder whats going on” and he got back in his truck and drove again. After several days of driving, he finally collapsed and passed out and his truck kept driving forward. He woke up the next day at his destination and delivered the package and headed back, but he was stuck in the never ending road again. “Not this again” he said and kept driving. Finally weeks later he arrived back at his home to his family. “Im finally home” he said and his family was crying and said “We had to miss the vacation this sucks” and then the man cried too and said “my boss is gonna be so mad”. If your doing something and something seems weird its sometimes best to give up.
One night as a man and his family were trying to sleep after a long day of working on the fields. He turned to his wife and children and said “good night my family” and went to sleep. Later in the night the man heard small noises tapping at his window. “what is this noise” he said a bit scared. He quickly moved to the window and ripped open the curtains but on the other side of the curtains there was nothing but darkness but he still heard the tapping. “What is this infernal tapping” the man angrily said before opening the window and sticking his head out. Just as he did that he was suddenly swarmed by 100 bees as they flew at his face and stung his nose and eyes and lips and ears over and over. “OW” the man screamed, waking his family before slamming the window shut and running to the bathroom to get face bee sting ointment. “What happened with dad” the kids said as they watched him run out of the room quickly. “He ran to the bathroom so fast after the window” and they looked at the window and heard tapping. “Whats out the window” they said and opened the window. But when they opened the window there were no bees anywhere. “Where did the bees go” the kids said sadly. [THE REST OF THIS STORY HAS BEEN DESTROYED BY BEE STINGS... AND SO WILL YOU!]